Reporting from the top of Alabama: last quarter, turncoat Parker Griffith spent $300,000 more than he brought in -- mostly on ads designed to invoke a fear-response about EVIL LIBERALS in Washington. That's because opposition to the "liberal Obama Pelosi agenda" is the sum total of his achievements in office; he can't say he's helped the district. Nor can he promise to do much more than keep opposing the dreaded liberals. So rather than post his ads themselves, here's a remix:
Let's see: Griffith isn't a liberal, and he's more "conservative" than Republican. So what is he? Maybe this parody of his ads will tell us:
"But what about the Democrats?" I hear you cry. There are four Democrats running to challenge Griffith, but so far Mitchell Howie is the first to run an ad for the June 1 primary:
If that ad seems familiar, that's because it should be:
More ads will be posted as they appear!