This week a brand new television show had it's debut. Its name? Wall Street Poker After Dark!
Watch as the most corrupt "Too Big To Fail" bank CEOs play a spirited game of "Taxpayer Hold 'Em"!
Not with their money, but with yours!
It's all this week on Wall Street Poker After Dark!
Don’t let Wall Street gamble with your money any more! Take the "Extreme Poker Challenge" at BanksterUSA.com and tell your member of Congress to put an end to the "Too Big To Fail" banks!
***Transcript for those without video
ANNOUNCER: This week on "Wall Street Poker After Dark", watch as the most corrupt "Too Big To Fail" bank CEOs play a spirited game of "Taxpayer Hold ‘Em"... Not with their money... but with yours!
We have Jamie "Derviatives" Dimon, CEO of JP Morgan Chase, chief engineer of those economic weapon of mass destruction!
We have Vikram "Zombie King" Pandit, head of Citigroup, the largest worthless bank in the world!
And who can forget "Mr. Goldfinger" himself? Lloyd Blankfein, of Goldman Sachs, never afraid of playing a toxic hand!
And this week we have a special guest... none other than consumer advocate Elizabeth Warren!
WARREN: Are you crazy? I’m not going to gamble with taxpayer money!!! This is why we need break up the banks and play by Volcker Rules!
JAMIE: I’m all in.
VIKRAM: I call.
LLOYD: Me too.
DEALER VOICE OVER: And the river is a 3. Gentlemen, you all lose.
ALL THE BANKERS let out a DISAPPOINTED GROAN.
BANKERS: Awwwww....
LLLOYD: Oh well. Hey, we need more chips!
JAMIE: Yeah, trillions of chips!
WAITRESS ENTERS with MARTINI GLASSES full of cash.
WAITRESS: I have your bailouts and bonuses, gentlemen.
WARREN: Bailouts!?! Bonuses!?!? But they wrecked the economy!! They don’t deserve bonuses!
LLOYD: Don’t like it? Change the rules!
ALL THE BANKERS BURST OUT LAUGHING
BANKERS: Hahahaha!
ANNOUNCER: Don’t let Wall Street gamble with your money any more! Take the "Extreme Poker Challenge" at BanksterUSA.org and tell your member of Congress to put an end to the "Too Big To Fail" banks!