Think Progress posted this little diddy about Palin's talk show results. After Toby Keith and LL Cool J both expressed concerns that Palin was using a previous interview for her show, one would think that the pilot episode might be...well, heavily viewed.
Well...not so much.
Sarah Palin’s much-hyped LL Cool J-less Fox News special last night didn’t bring in the huge ratings some (ok, we) predicted. Greta Van Susteren’s On The Record which normally airs at 10pmET beat the program the previous three nights in the A25-54 demographic and two out of three nights in total viewers.
Moreover, the show "shed viewers from start to finish," losing 18 percent of viewers over the course of the program
Ouch!
Well, I have a few theories, if my may be permitted to indulge my fellow kossacks for a moment. See...I just don't think she's anywhere near as popular as the media wants us to think. Thing is, guys...the country voted and it turns out that we're just not that into her. She can fancy pagent walk and carry guns and talk about socialism and read "tax cuts" from the drying ink on her hand with the best of them. Except, nobody really likes her. Except her hard-core, backwater zombie followers that believe Obama is comin' for the guns and might be a Kenyan usurper. Don't know if you guys know it, but...nobody likes those dipshits, either. Remember the anti-war protests? Hundreds of thousands. Sarah can't muster more than ten-thousand. Period. End of story.
Sorry, Sarah...just wanted you to hear this from me. I'm a lot nicer than many others will be.
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UPDATE
wildlife advocate has brought to my attention Palin's upcoming Discovery show called Sarah Palin's Alaska. Funny, seeing as how her environmental record was horrible. Let's go to defendersofwildlife.org and sign the petition to tell discovery channel that she has no place on their channel. wildlife advocate has a link in her comment. Can't get it to work now, for some reason. See her comment below or type in the URl and sign the petition. Thanks all for the hilarious responses, and best to all kossacks.