The United States of America is being threatened by three outside the mainstream forces of nature bullshit that have decided that the best way to "take our country back" (to the 1800's and those lovable Robber Baron daze) is to gang up on our federal government and educate propogandize the people of America on how we are losing our Freedumbs to those that actually understand the reality of what is happening here in our country today.
The first interloper is the leader of the insane and extremely slow talking, tear jerking, jerk of the country of Glennbeckistan.
Dere leaderz ability to rally his troops around disinformation and ridiculous conspiracy theories that are so obviously incorrect, but still tell his followers what they want to hear anyhoo is famous for the laughter it provokes from those with an actual working mind.
Please try your hand at coming up with a better foolish conspiracy theory than Dere Leader by checking the linked site, and leave your easily more interesting and without doubt, more intelligent theories de conspiracy in de comments!
Glennbeckistan Conspiracy Generator
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The next Fool Who Will Never Be on The Hill, from the country of AlsoToonville can view a former Communist country from her kitchen window on a sunny day.
While she is also just a former leeder and reindeer moose enthusiast who resigned her leedership so she could become a grifter of the Highest Order of the International Grifter's Society, this former sportscaster wannabe and future Gypsy Fortuneteller is also too on the trail of exposing the current administration for actually caring about the American people instead of trying to sucker said people into believing the Government wants to turn Granny into Soylent Green.
"I chant, 'drill baby drill,' because it will help make the country energy independent," she said.
Kinky!
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Our final, and most odious member of the Axis of Stoopid is a former American who decided to drop out of school and go into the eating moose and reindeer business, while moonlighting as a jackass that brays into a microphone for hours every day. A known bigot (emphasis on the "big") this Pirate Radio leeder mouths off daily from a hidden cave inside OUR very mainland. He has yet to be rooted out of his cave, and continues to send messages via the EIB Jazeera Network of Drug Runners and Dominican Sex Traders.
The stuff he says is so assholic that it cannot be repeated here for worry of offending my keyboard.
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If you come into contact with any of these morans, the CDC would like you to know that Bactine and Lysterine sprayed directly into your eyes will not only sting like a motherfucker, but it won't wash away the pain.
Their advice is to laugh and point and then call the authorities.
Mug shots. Do not try to apprehend these jackasses. Your hysterical laughter will give you away before you could pounce anyway.
Teh Axis of Stoopid