This shouldn't have to be written. And anyone on this site likely doesn't need the help. But I thought this was worth a go.
Anderson Cooper spent part of yesterday fighting off the concept of "Terror Babies" or "Anchor Babies" or some such nonsense.
http://gawker.com/...
I felt it may be useful to help him out a bit.
A tea-bagger will say:
I think it's time to take a look at the 14th Amendment. Now, I don't want to come off as racist, but it occurs to me that some illegal aliens are dangerous. Certainly not all of them, but some of them have the potential to kill people. Especially these "Anchor Babies," that exist only to rain death upon the multitude. We have to change our Constitution to protect our security, and I don't know why you can't see that.
To which you can reply:
I think it's time to take a look at the 14th 2nd Amendment. Now, I don't want to come off as racist rational, but it occurs to me that some illegal aliens guns are dangerous. Certainly not all of them, but some of them have the potential to kill people. Especially these "Anchor Babies," "machine guns" that exist only to rain death upon the multitude. We have to change our Constitution to protect our security, and I don't know why you can't see that.
Check mate, and STFU you idiots.
UPDATE:
Just wanted to point out, before a forewarned storm heads my way, that I'm not anti guns. I shot skeet last weekend. I'm think both the 2nd and 14th Amendments are fundamental to our society.
Cheers.
UPDATE X2:
Requisite "First time on the rec-list! This is awesome!!"
Now as soon as the Jets win that Super Bowl I'll be done with my bucket list.