Dear GOP/Tea Party brethren--
Just thrilled that your anti-mosque crusade seems to be going so well! You must be so proud and excited about your prospects in the upcoming midterms! As an observer, I'm thinking something's missing; what about some catchy slogans, something bumperstickery, with a nice retro/ baby boomer cultural reference?
I've got it! Remember the old Trix cereal commercials? You know, "Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!" Wouldn't it be fun to do a 2010 version? Let's try!
How about:
Silly Muslims, religious rights are for Christians!
Or maybe:
Silly Latinos, the Constitution is for white people!
Or how about:
Silly gays (you could go with the synonym that rhymes with rabbit, might be kind of edgy) marriage is for straight folks!
Oh I know!
Silly liberals, free speech is for corporations!
One more:
Silly black folks (could go with Dr Laura's favorite rant word, not recommended) the race card is for Fox!
Not buying it? OK I've saved the money shot for last. Remember the old Campbell's soup ads? Mmm mm good...sure you do! What about a new spin on that old chestnut?
Hate and fear, hate and fear, that's the GOP way, hate and fear!
For sure at least one of these ought to click, glad to help!