This Mosque thing has made me rethink my sensitivities. I have a lot of them and I damn well want patriotic Americans to do something about it! I have suffered for decades now with my sensitivities uncared for and disrespected! It's time to clean house and get rid of all those alien faiths that intrude on our sacred land. I want congressional action to remove all those foreign religions. Pass a law and bring in the bulldozers to knock down all those unAmerican creeds!
let's start with the Presbyterians. That predestination stuff is just not the American way.
Then we've got to get the Methodists. They have Arminian leanings and that is HERESY!
And the Catholics. We all know the Pope wears that hat to conceal his horns.
And those Baptists who are forever trying to drown people.
The Adventists are just plain cuckoo and should be banned.
The Jews want to pass a law making illegal for me to eat lobster.
The Witnesses won't come to our annual barbecue.
I'm not going to even bother throwing in those awful Quakers or the freethinkers.
Yes, Sir, my sensitivities are real bad offended. Time to set up a real American way about all this