As an homage to one of the greatest hate-mails of all time, allow me to prove to you that global warming is a hoax "thrugh something called the scientific method:"
(note to self: don't forget to add the snark tag)
1 a) FACT: Global warming makes the globe warmer
1 b) FACT: Warmer temperatures makes snow turn into water therefore making snowfall impossible
1 c) FACT: It snowed really freaking hard at my house last night
1 thusly global warming IS A HOAX; whether you like it or not. logic dictates this.
So listen up all you Al Gore loving, envirofreaks. GLOBAL WARMING IS A HOAX! Follow me over the jump for the indisputable proof.
A record of the global warming disproving snowfall:
2:00 pm CST 2/1/2011 - 4 inches of anti-global warming proof
3:00 pm CST 2/1/2011 - 4.75 inches of anti-global warming proof
4:00 pm CST 2/1/2011 - 5.75 inches of anti-global warming proof
5:00 pm CST 2/1/2011 - 6.5 inches of anti-global warming proof
6:00 pm CST 2/1/2011 - 7 inches of anti-global warming proof
7:00 pm CST 2/1/2011 - 8 inches of anti-global warming proof
8:00 pm CST 2/1/2011 - 10.75 inches of anti-global warming proof
9:00 pm CST 2/1/2011 - 13 inches of anti-global warming proof
10:00 pm CST 2/1/2011 - 14.75 inches of anti-global warming proof
11:00 pm CST 2/1/2011 - 16 inches of anti-global warming proof
12:00 am CST 2/2/2011 - 16.75 inches of anti-global warming proof
1:00 am CST 2/2/2011 - 17.75 inches of anti-global warming proof
And then, when I got up this morning, further proof that GLOBAL WARMING IS A HOAX. The snow hadn't melted! IT WAS STILL THERE!
Outside my garage:
In my driveway:
Luckily, I have a fossil-fuel-burning snowblower to get rid of all that anti-global warming proof:
Several hours later:
So there you have it you namby-pamby Al Gore lovin' freaks! GLOBAL WARMING IS A HOAX! And you can't even argue with me because I used science to prove it! So suck on that!
BTW - I did find one good use for all that anti-global warming proof:
Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'll go have myself a cold one while you suckers cry like babies after getting schooled by me!
See ya' losers!