It has come to the attention of the #sekritarmy that there is some irregular behavior within the ranks. Since spring is when we do our house cleaning, we thought it was time to root out various trolls, sock-puppets and zombies who have infiltrated our troops.
We believe they have disguised themselves so as to blend in.
We set about asking a few simple questions of those who appear to be the provocateurs.
We applied subtle pressure to our suspects to raise their stress level in the hopes that they would crack.
Then we then set up a false flag operation to force them to break cover.
Our plan produced some interesting results.
We forced those who exhibited odd behavior to additional testing.
We reported back to our Special commission our findings and our suspicions.
And recommended a plan.
We then launched our sekrit weapon.
They have no chance.
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These dispatches are sent from an undisclosed location (no wireless) so timeliness is not guaranteed. (we have our fingers crossed that the publish later thingy works) Happy Easter, Happy Spring!