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from CNN Breaking News
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date Wed, Apr 27, 2011 at 8:57 AM
subject CNN Breaking News
mailed-by ema3lsv06.turner.com
hide details 8:57 AM (4 minutes ago)
President Obama's long-form birth certificate is being released, the White House announced today.
Well, I'll be dipped in shit and used for a punji stake.
Better make some room in those dollar bins for Jerome Corsi's book...