The dead accurate truth. Prove it wrong.
1. Bodies of the obese have excess stored energy in the form of fat.
2. The laws of thermodynamics are still accepted as undeniable truth.
(energy cannot be created nor destroyed)
3. If you are obese, you are eating too much food (energy).
4. These 4 facts are not "fat shaming". They are the truth. Believe them or die early.
One in three Americans are obese. America, we have a problem. It's called denial.
My Wii Fit told me I was fat. I wanted to kill my Wii for being so callous, but then I realized it was a Wii. So, I've decided to sue Nintendo for offending me and making me eat more out of anger.
No, I'm kidding. I actually should write them a thank you letter for telling me the truth. I was borderline obese, and on my way to an early death.
I was eating too much food. I am not a perpetual motion machine. That extra fat (energy) came from my excess consumption of food (energy). There was no excuse. I would still be in denial had my Wii not abusively shamed me with reality. (weight scales are also abusive and callous).
I lost 45 pounds and am my ideal weight (despite all my health problems I used to blame it on). I feel much better and am contributing less to the destruction of the planet to boot. I am causing less global warming, contributing less to the local land fills, contributing less to my local stream in the form of waste and toilet flushes (everybody is downstream :)). Sorry in advance for the mental picture.
So there you have it. Raw unadulterated scientifically proven fact. If you're obese, you are eating too much food (energy). Losing weight is hard but you can do it. Stop blaming your health. Stop blaming society. Stop blaming your genetics. Stop blaming your thyroid. No, you are not 'big boned'. If you are obese, you've eaten too much food and shortening your life as a result. If you think fat (energy) appears as a result of health problems, you're in denial.
The end.
Updated by alpraz at Wed May 18, 2011 at 11:33 PM PDT
Are any of those HRs on my tip jar appropriate? There is not a single thing in this diary that is false. Prove the law of thermodynamics false, or admit you're in denial or angry/lashing out.
Give me something. ANYTHING!
C'mon DK, were better/smarter than this.