We all wondered how'd they do it. National Republicans announce a plan to steal Medicare from tens of millions of Americans who are fully paid up. It is about as popular as Herpes. Statewide, conservatives attack teachers, firefighters, and police, producing a grass roots backlash not seen since the Veitnam days. A Democratic President launches a made for movies secret operation targeting the world's most evil human being, the operation goes smoothly literally whacking him in his bedroom in front of his wife without a single casualty or wound on our side, all for the cost of one hour in the disasterous Iraq War mind you. This all comes on the heels of Republican policies failing so castrophically that the Titans of Wall Street have to come begging, hat in hand, for hundreds of billions in big government handouts and are saved from bankruptcy by the generousity of the milddle class tax payers said Titans are trying to fuck over 24/7.
Meanwhile, one of the most common terms widely used to describe the GOP WH hopefuls is "clown car."
How could democrats even hope to fuck that all up? Now we have an idea.
Step 1: In the face of a massive conservative media machine, battle tested and seasoned, solely and completely dedicated to destroying democrats, one idiot congressman decides to send pictures of his dick to anynomous women via email and twitter. Idiot congressman screws up and sends dick picture to the entire world. His wife happens to be seven months pregnant, and his last name happens to be a slang word for dick.
Step 2: Rather than quietly and immediately resigning to 'spend more time with the family' (Which in this one case the idiot sorely needs to do) or at the very, very least avoiding all cameras and open microphones, knowing full well he's sent tons more dick pictures that haven't been revealed, yet, idiot congressman lies blatantly and unconvincingly to national press for days on end keeping the story alive. Meanwhile, drip, drip, drip, more pictures come out until the idiot can no longer keep the pretense up. At which point he decides he has a 'sex addiciton' and needs treatment -- the classic whiny-ass titty-baby dodge. Side note, not sure exactly how my employer or insurance company - or yours -- might word it if I told them I was taking an unscheduled, paid one-month vacation and enjoying tens of thousands in medical benefits at a luxury facility because I sent dick pictures to chicks from my office. But I bet the words "let go" and "benefits denied" would appear very quickly right before I was escorted from the premises by senior security.
Step 3: Other democrats, including the former Speaker of the House and President of the United States, meekly roll over like a senile beagle and agree said idiot should resign, when they and every single democrat questioned could be using the opportunity to segue to a discussion on David Vitter or John Ensign, where they could keep talking about hookers and sexual blackmail and illuminate the double standard at work, until the microphone or camera runs out of juice.
Pay attention folks, This is how it is done. And no one does it better than the Democratic Party.
In the end, this too shall pass. But seriously democrats, you're behaving stupidly, and it would be funny if you weren't risking my Social Security and Medicare in the bargain.