Ya' know, I think I'd be down with a little less than wall - to - wall Pirate Rupert, Little Jimmy Murdoch, and Our Miss Brooks. ;D
It's time for SPARK - shaving cream not included. ;D How hot is it in some parts? It's so hot... Miss South Carolina's found a teaching job! ;D If you really don't wanna let the bed bugs bite, buy insurance. Finally, the guy who said, "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse" need worry no longer!
On with The Rachel Maddow Show!
"Every D - - n Thing" AKA "Deadline" - Zombie St. Ronald Regan smacks down today's GOBP from beyond the grave because of refusing to raise the debt ceiling! ;D Some even have tried to use yet more St. Ronnie to get the tea baggers to get their heads out of their collective dark & stinky places. AND, IT AIN'T WORKING! Yikes... GOBP Congress critters in the House are nuking aluminum foil? Well, that is pretty damn cool to watch. ;D Are ALL these Congress critters that Rachel showed recently elected? Bat$hit Bachmann & Rep. Louie "Anchor Baby" Gohmert are pulling that $hit, too; they can't use brand spankin' new Congress critter status as an excuse. Some of the GOBP angst about the August 2nd deadline is because President Obama's birthday is the next day?! Wow... How many current House GOBPers were in Congress all the other times the debt ceiling was raised & voted to raise the debt ceiling when our President wasn't a Kenyan Socialist Communist Marxist Nazi Anti - Christ? I'm asking for a friend. The number of debt ceiling deniers in Congress is actually going up. Even though President Clinton would be ready for a 14th Amendment remedy, I don't think this President is ready. And, I would love love love love LOVE to be wrong on this! Jack Balkin gets to talk the 14th Amendment option that apparently President Obama doesn't have unless it is absolutely damn damn necessary; the 14th Amendment option has to be a last minute thing. And, a lot of damage might be done already by the time President Obama COULD do a 14th Amendment thing. The whole debt ceiling shtick dates back to 1917 & worries about WWI.
[I'm sorry I'm all Pirate Ruperted out; y'all can fill in the blanks in comments if you'd like.]
Oh no, is Rachel gonna talk about soccer?! Sorry, I'm bailing on that segment, too. I could give a rat's hiney hole about soccer.
"Are You There, South Carolina? It's Me, Rick" - HA! I LURVE the play - on - words with 1 of Judy Blume's most censored books! OK, this partially redeems you for a whole sparking segment about SOCCER. Oye... I've said before, I'll say again tonight, and I'll probably repeat. If Governator Rick Secession Perry decides to run for POTUS for the country he wants to leave, he will be the GOBP nominee because he has both tea bagger appeal & "establishment" GOBP appeal. And, a damn dumb dude's giving the Governator Perry lessons about foreign policy. Well duh! ;D Hitler started WWII in a gay bar? That must be in one of them new TX history books. ;D Mittens Romney is going to avoid SC, too. HA! RACHEL AGREES WITH ME! I...AM...SO...SMART!! :D His minions are even working to get him on that IA straw poll thing even though he's not "officially" running yet.
"Breaking News" - There's actual recall elections going on in WI tonight, and 1 of the "WI 14" has won. :D