Not only am I sitting here touching myself in an impure fashion but I'm eating bacon-wrapped shrimp and wearing two kinds of cloth.... and I'm eating from a plate that's had both meat and milk on it!
Not only that, but I'm getting a tattoo and committing adultery while killing a mother bird in the nest. Afterwards I'm planning to murmur to myself about taking someone to court for the right to teach evolution as I walk behind my own devices in the midst of being tempted by desire.
Sounds crazy, doesn't it?
It is.