I've always found it amusing that a creationist could visit a dog show and not understand the power of genetics. If we were a society of viruses we'd be mutating all the time, therefore the act of evolution would not only be be expected but would be as apparent as the protein sheath on our noses.
Even so, I imagine there'd still be a large contingent of fellow virii convinced that we're all headed for some great petri dish in the sky once our time parasitizing our host is finished.