I am the 53%
I work two jobs for a total of 98 hours a week
I make $12,000 before and after tax
I can’t afford health insurance, and I couldn’t buy it anyway because I have acne and the insurance company said they wouldn’t sell to me
I lost my old job as an English teacher to an illegal alien
My house was foreclosed on after I didn’t make payments like I said I would
I feel really bad about that now
The bank said it was worth $14,928
I bought it for $972,015
I live in a 1986 Ford Econoline with a flat tire
I can’t afford gas or to fix that tire
I rent out the back seat to help with the payments
My wife and 6 kids live there with me too
My pants are made of duct tape
I give swim lessons on weekends at the pond at the park to help pay for the time I took my kid to the emergency room
I heard it was free but later I found out that MRIs are not free
I owe $1.2 million dollars in back taxes, student loans and credit card bills
I was arrested for loitering in Neiman Marcus
All you other people are whiners and don’t appreciate the opportunities we have here
It’s not fair that only rich people pay taxes
Taxes should always be lowered unless you are poor and then they should raise them
Because poor people need to sacrifice too
It’s not fair that only rich people sacrifice
They give us opportunities like the ones I have
I love America
God Bless America
I am the 53%