In a daring, bold and quintessentially idiotic move to bring the nation to its knees and to quash any glimmer of hope the Tea Party has launched a mind numbing pledge:
I, an American small business owner, part of the class that produces the vast majority of real, wealth producing jobs in this country, hereby resolve that I will not hire a single person until this war against business and my country is stopped.
Ah the tried and tested method of cleaning house; burn it down.
What a stupid bloody pledge as with most small business owners I am looking to expand our offer, and when I can, employ more people, in this economy one cannot afford to stand still. So, correct me if I am wrong; what the Tea Party is asking me to do is to cut my own throat so they can gloat just how bad the economy has become?
Really? Nitwits.
I hereby declare that my job creation potential is now ceased.
What the fuck, who the hell do they think they are messing around in areas where they obviously haven't got a damn clue. If you need to hire someone to expand your business of course you will hire staff, and it would be economic stupidity of an unheard of level not to do so.
Kill my business to serve the Tea party.
You must be fucking joking?
You're not?
Ye gawds, I hope you never get any more power than the possibility to decide whether you will bother tying your laces or not, might I suggest untied since this would fit nicely with your lack of business acumen.