With political talk at a high that would make Tommy Chong seem on the level, people are stuck hearing about smut, trash, and Kardashian style news about the soon to be or want to be leaders of the free world. A certain political figure, let’s just call him Herman, has strutted all across the media with his 6-6-6 plan, his pizza pie pipe dreams, and his bashing on the middle class for not being rich. This is a cocktail that screams well put together on the Republicans tongue. These are the same Republicans who are tired of civil rights, and prosperity for the 99% of the population. This enormity of troubled stories has helped him raise over 3 million dollars in October, according to the Los Angeles Times. If that wasn’t enough, recently a woman has come out and made accusations that “Herman,” has sexually violated her. Wait a minute; did I just say a woman? I meant to say five women.
Herman has managed to take over the media, not because he is so interesting and people love him so much, but because he is surrounded with controversy that will be his demise. There are lawyers making smug remarks about their defendants’ that just make people want to laugh. Comments like, “Cain gave my client his own version of a stimulus package.” That was actually said by one of the lawyers whom are defending one of the sexually harassed women. Let’s not forget about Herman’s Lawyers surrounding him which makes us wonder what he is hiding himself.
With the sexually scandal allegations spreading like wild fire, people are forced to tune in and watch the news, like it were some afternoon soap opera. I and most of America are in love with this trash, we haven’t had political scandals this good since… well we have them all the time. We had the Los Angeles Mayor whom was dating a Spanish television personality; we had some political figures that were tapping their feet below the bathroom stalls looking for a good time, and a President whom fooled around with another woman in the White House. We have endless stories that made Americans learn to love their trashy television.
Democrats need to be in full support of Herman. Herman is taking away many votes from possible candidates whom might have a running chance. So when it comes to the republicans making a choice for who they deem official to back, they can think about what is on the table. They can choose Herman, whom has no real political knowledge, other than the high school style politics that consist of Godfathers pizza, where the only politics are whose having sex with who in the back room of the pizzeria. Then there is Perry, Perry is more like Bush in every way. He runs a state with high unemployment, he has one of the worst school systems in the country, and he has no real idea what the hell he is talking about. Finally somewhere at the bottom sits Bachmann… Let’s not waste are breath. Of course Romney sits somewhere in that list, and frankly he’s the only person who might have a fighting chance in this, but let’s make sure Herman stays a front runner so the 2012 presidential election, if he stays a front running, the presidential position is a straight shot for the Democrats.