If Hitchens wasn't an atheist, Jesus would have waited until after his birthday to kill him so he could still get his gift.
How hilarious would it be if Christopher Hitchens was in heaven? Hahaha! Egg on HIS face.
Right now Christopher Hitchens is doggedly arguing that he's NOT dead, and persuading me to his point of view.
Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy, "Are you hallucinating like I'm hallucinating?"
In celebration of Christ's open-minded acceptance, evangelical voters support only those who feel exactly the way they do about everything.
When fighting the war on Christmas, my weapon of choice is a pop gun that shoots dreidels.
The thing that sets us apart from the animals most, our rationalism, is the one thing we seem to be losing the fastest.
Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the lord my soul to keep and if I should die before I wake a fat lot of good that did me.