I need me a cup of King Arthur whole wheat
A half cup of unbleached white
Whatever's on sale
It's my daily bread
(The whole song is below the piped orange icing-like typographical device)
Flour Tortilla Song © jabney - dec 24, 2011
v1)
I need me a cup of King Arthur whole wheat
A half cup of unbleached white
Whatever's on sale
It's my daily bread
A half teaspoon of iodized salt
Briefly pulsed with flour
Until it's mixed up
By the whirly blade
A shade from the days when I could pay for usury
A half a cup of water is just about free now
And a sixth of a cup of virgin olive oil is reasonable
If you buy it on sale
Somehow
c)
Lucky girls in Mexico inherit from their mothers
Other people pay for a professor
Add the ingredients and make your own flat bread
With a cast iron comal and a food processor
So pass me some vitamins and set your mind at ease
I'm living on flour tortillas
With store brand powdered cheese
v2)
I spin til the dough is all joined together
Use whole wheat to dust the pin
When I have enough
It's my daily plunge
A half quarter then half quarter more
Roll until circular
And heat up the pan
Make it medium
From the good old days when I could pay for usury
Three sides on comal is just about free now
And hard bacon grease or unsalted butter is reasonable
If you buy it on sale
Somehow
c)
Lucky girls in Mexico inherit from their mothers
Other people pay for a professor
Add the ingredients and make your own flat bread
With a cast iron comal and a food processor
So pass me some vitamins and set your mind at ease
I'm living on flour tortillas
With store brand powdered cheese
Living on flour tortillas
With store brand powdered cheese
Living on flour tortillas
With store brand powdered cheese