Yo! All you winners! Congratulations on our Koscars win. It's time for a celebration.
Because, while the crisis in the Gulf continues, for tonight I just want to celebrate.
So sit back, stop hunting down news links, put up your feet or put on your dancing shoes, and celebrate.
Much as my loathing for Disney runs deep -- deeper than the deepest parts of the Gulf -- I just have to post this:
CONGRATULATIONS!
(For a view of the singer himself, go here. Warning: bad 'sixties flashback!)
We'll have a little champagne... blue, of course. Then we'll have a little more (of the original!).
Oh, what the hell -- how about another glass?
One more.
But no sharp objects, please.
Or a variation on a theme
But let's not go quite this far.
And when we're hung over... It coulda been the champagne, or it coulda been the... Never mind.
Okay, so it was an obvious theme. What can I say, after I say Congratulations (wait for it)?