http://apnews.excite.com/article/20041107/D866U18G0.html Wisconsin School OKs Creationism Teaching
People are worried about educational standards and the fact that American students are falling behind the rest of the world in science and technology. Well, what do they expect? They want to teach kids that evolution is fake? That it's just a "theory"? OK, well, if evolution is wrong, then throw out geology too. Oh that's right- they are. Remember, the Grand Canyon bookstore now has to sell a book which says the canyon was created by Noah's flood. Ok, there goes Earth Science.
You have to throw out chemistry too. DNA studies, carbon dating, all of it, is chemistry. Cut it from the curriculum. After all, all of those tubes and bubbling vials kinda look like.....
WITCHCRAFT! YEAH! WITCHCRAFT! Like that
demonic Harry Potter! I knew it! The entire education system in this country is being run by liberal communist homosexual Satan-worshipping French Jews!
QUICK! Write your school board, congressmen and senators! Insist that schools only teach the Bible!
Here's a sample high school schedule:
Period 1: Morning Prayer
Period 2: Literature: The Book of Psalms
Period 3: Art. Cancelled. Only heathens and Catholics make graven images. Pray for forgiveness
Period 4: History: lots of that in the Bible. Except for the naughty bits.
Period 5: Math: L=300 cubits W=50 cubits H=30 cubits. Find the volume of Noah's ark in cubits.
Period 6: Noon prayer, followed by lunch
And so on. Sounds GREAT! Let's do it! It's almost like, you know, those madrasas!