Is "pussbucket" a word? If not, it should be. More specifically, people need to be able to find it in the Oxford English Dictionary under the name "Rand Paul". See also "dickhead".
So what has got me fuming today, you ask? (Not a difficult task altogether, but still.) This:
Paul went on, "I think there should be some self-examination from the administration on the idea that you favor a woman's right to an abortion, but you don't favor a woman or a man's right to choose what kind of light bulb, what kind of dishwasher, what kind of washing machine."
Well, excuse the fuck out of me, you goddamned sack of dog shit complete with annoying horse flies, but I was unaware until now that women needed to equate their uteri to motherfucking household electronics!
Listen, I know that Rand Paul is a few sandwiches short of a picnic and all, and I probably shouldn't be getting so worked up about this, but seriously: this kind of rhetoric is dangerous to women and girls everywhere. Given all the misogynistic state laws restricting a woman's right to choose, or at least currently on the docket in many state legislatures, this is scary ass shit.
And, as far as I'm concerned, Rand Paul, listen up!
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UPDATED with video, for those who think the goddamned motherfucking pussbucket was kidding or being snarky:
Stupid sonofabitch!