I've been around for decades
Since cysts appeared on Limbaugh.
I put the Kochs and the Fitzgeralds together.
I am A.L.E.C.
And I write the laws.
I write the laws that make the whole world sing
I write the laws of love and special things
I write the laws that make the young girls cry.
I write the laws, I write the laws
My backers get good value
For having bought lawmakers' souls
For when I bring model bills forth
Each lawmaker, each one does what they're told
I write the laws that make the whole world sing
I write the laws of love and special things
I write the laws that make the young girls cry
I write the laws, I write the laws
Oh, my money makes them dance and corporations can take a chance
And I get some governor to make the move
Unions fall apart, well that's a real find place to start
It's for us, it's for me
It's for us, it's for me
It's a fascist symphony
I write the laws that make the whole world sing
I write the laws of love and special things
I write the laws that make the young girls cry
I write the laws, I write the laws
I write the laws that make the whole world sing
I write the laws of love and special things
I write the laws that make the young girls cry
I write the laws, I write the laws
I am A.L.E.C. and I write the laws