I've always been fascinated by CT. JFK's assasination, 9/11, electronic voting in Ohio in '04, ancient aliens, NWO ect....
This fascination got my origional low 30k UID# "McGirk SF" troll rated into oblivion. I had to become a far more subversive bastard, and re-emerged as simply "McGirk", after I suspended my disbelife, stopped tweaking out on Crystal Meth, and focused on realistic issues.
However this "Birther" issue has brought McGirkSF out of retirement. Not to praise the Birthers, but to bury them.
More down there.....
A evil plan by the elite rulers is afoot right now with a Kenyan (or Indonitain) and/or Muslum (or Aethiest) ploting against us all. Unfortunatly this CT is so diabolic, no one can figure which diabolical organization is behind it.
So, as an OG, with TR rated comments cred before TR's were cool, I have taken it upon myself to expose the evil forces behind Obama's fake birth certificate. Here are my well reserched and indisputibal facts.
First I went to the obvious sources. Mike Ruppert, Jesse Ventura and Alex Jones. Unfourtunatly, they've been corupted by THE MAN. So, the birther CT has no support amoungst the Big Three. (The other big three: Perkins, Allen and Pierce ain't saying shit)
Next I went to Rense, which unfourtunatly publishing anything resembiling a CT so has no cred even amoungst the tinfoil cap croud. (Note to self: Dig up that parody "Traci Lords ended the cold war" essay I got an A for 20 years ago in college and send it to Rense. It could lead to $)
Mike Huckabee gave me my next lead with that valubale information that Obama, having been raised in Kenya has a different opinoin of the Brittish Empire than your "Average American". Sounded to good to be true for to my Irish ass. Unfoutunatly, my boy: Peter King hates Obama so that can't be true. Obama can't have that opinion of the Brits. Otherwise Peter King would be leading his re-election campain. So, an IRA connection must be wrong.
So this rules out quite a bit. It's possible it was a Soviet "Manchurian Candidate" Plot. With the death of the Soviet Union, however, the chances of a sleeper agent still waiting to give the trigger phrase: "That Italian family next to us is so quiet." is non existant.
That led me to suspect Saudi Arabian militants were behind it. Unfourtunatly, our oil hungry faux American Texans had been kissing thier oil stuffed asses for decades, led by George W Bush who had his failed oil company financed by Osamas' older brother Salem Bin Laden, so they don't make sense either.
So in the face of all I've come down to two most logical choices. Using the indominitable logic laid out by the birthers, I will flip a coin and determine the answer once and for all.
And, just to be scientific, I'll do two out of three.......
Wait for it
Wait
Wait again, nickles don't count.....
one more time.....
SCREW YOU, JEWS!!!!! THE FREEMASONS ARE BACK!!!!!
And wether ya like it, or don't like it, I got two words for ya:
Suck It!!!!!