I know, you all think that the Birthers were crazy and that they were primarily motivated by racism.
And that's true. But I think they demonstrated something very very important. We can make ridiculous, and possibly insane demands of public figures, and if we do it loud enough and long enough, that public figure will have to give in to show us what we want!
Now that President Obama has released his long form birth certificate (or a remarkable forgery of what one might look like), Donald Trump is demanding school records, car registrations, homework assignments, shopping lists, wedding invitation list (WHO was struck off and WHY? Was it because they'd reveal Obama is a secret Muslim!?), you name it.
I am not a birther. Or a schooler. Or whatever else you want to call it.
I am a scalper. I want to see Donald Trump's real hairline.
It's pretty clear that "the Donald" as he's called by those in on the secret is not rocking a natural hairline.
What is he covering up? Why is he hiding his real hairline? Is it possible there's a 666 or a spiderweb tattoo on his head that the mangy ferret he's selected to strap to his pate is hiding?
Is it possible there's a small hatch there that lets a Crypto-Zoroastrian pilot run the robotic Trump? i think we have a right to know.
Come on Donald - let us see the real hairline.
And join the Facebook group that demands the TRUTH! No matter how scruffy or squirrely, we want the bald facts laid out before us.
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