In April a novel by Ayn
Debuted as movie devyn
It wasn’t her fault
Movie goers went Galt
No, I blame the critics! (The swyn!)
And thrice-bankrupt Donald went birther
(What’s next? He’ll become a flat earther?)
Such dastardly feats
I recorded in tweets
Now read them -- and cry bloody murther!
-- Impolitics
http://twitter.com/...
April 5th
Liberals are always liberal and conservatives are always conservative... except when it's to their personal advantage to be liberal.
Fox "News" -- We distort, you imbibe.
April 6th
Gov. Chris Christie vs. the Hindenburg: One is a huge bag of gas and the greatest disaster to ever hit New Jersey, the other is a zeppelin.
The GOP's "Oz" lineup: Scarecrow Trump, Tin Man Gingrich, Cowardly Lion Romney, Bachmann as Dorothy, and Palin as the Wicked Witch.
April 8th
Of COURSE the GOP hates Planned Parenthood. They hate ANYTHING that's "planned." Parenthood, war, the economy...
April 9th
Donald Trump reminds us all what ANY American can accomplish with guts and vision and a father who made $400 million in real estate.
April 10th
Fox "News" is Rupert Murdoch's homage to Sidney Lumet and his prophetic film,
Network. Alas, no one told Murdoch Network was a satire.
April 11th
The GOP used to be the party of Lincoln. Now it's the party of John Wilkes Booth.
Possible Mitt Romney campaign slogan: "That whole health care thing in Massachusetts was actually the idea of my evil twin, MATT Romney."
April 12th
The GOP -- I'm not sure what the "G" stands for, but based on Republican behavior these days, the "OP" obviously stands for "Out Patients."
Today is the 150th anniversary of the start of the Civil War. In the century and a half since, the Republican Party has changed sides.
April 13th
You can be a serious person, or you can be a person who takes Ayn Rand seriously. What you can NOT be is both.
April 14th
All My Children and One Life To Live are cancelled, but we still have the soap opera of the GOP and John Boehner, Washington's own Susan Lucci
April 15th
The difference between Atlas Shrugged and the movies of Charlie Chaplin – Chaplin's films have the vastly superior dialogue.
If your friend is addicted to Atlas Shrugged, don’t worry. That will come to an abrupt end when his skin clears up and he starts dating.
April 15, 1912 - Titanic sinks. April 15, 2011 - Atlas Shrugged opens in theaters across the country, with pretty much the same result.
The movie Atlas Shrugged ends with the promise of a sequel -- the producers have been arrested for making threats.
April 16th
Tim Pawlenty says the government is too big. Okay, Tim, make it smaller. You can start by getting it out of the womb-monitoring business,
Atlas Shrugged: You tossed aside the book – Now you can miss the movie!
April 17th
Atlas Shrugged tanks at the box office. Ayn Rand acolytes apoplectic. Damn that free
market!
April 18th
Glenn Beck says he is leaving New York -- I guess he got tired of working in a city where he has less of a following than the Naked Cowboy.
April 19th
Are the current crop of GOP presidential candidates running for the White House or auditioning for One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?
April 20th
This is Adolph Hitler's birthday. Had he lived, he would have turned 122 today and "The Al Hitler Show" would be a big hit on talk radio.
April 21st
Donald Trump -- an idiot's idea of a genius
April 22nd
U.S. Senator John Ensign (R-Nevada) is resigning. It's not because of the scandal -- he just wants to spend more time with his mistress.
Donald Trump -- The poor man's rich man
April 23rd
Why does MSNBC always book Patrick Buchanan whenever the topic is immigration? Since when does being a racist make you an expert on race?
April 24th
Easter -- the day when conservatives praise the ultimate bleeding-heart liberal and the rich worship the most famous champion of the poor
April 25th
Birther Donald Trump: half carnie, half klansman
April 26th
Haley Barbour realized that to get the GOP presidential nod it's not enough to be a racist throwback. You have to be certifiably nuts, too.
Giuliani says "I have the door open" to rerunning for president. THIS door: http://www.gutenberg.org/...
April 27th
Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter -- the binge and purge of the American Right.
SNL has-been Victoria Jackson whines about TV's Glee "shoving the gay thing down our throats." Could these bigots be any more Freudian?
April 28th
“Where’s the birth certificate?” is merely the latest of the many Republican euphemisms for the n-word.
April 29th
Why oh why didn't our 1783 treaty with the British include a ban on all future coverage of royal weddings? Valley Forge was bad enough!
April 30th
Sixty-six years ago today Adolph Hitler committed suicide. Send those messages of condolence for Patrick Buchanan to letters@msnbc.com.
And finally, the first tweet of May...
Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels ends funding of Planned Parenthood. Thank God SOMEONE is protecting Hoosiers from the menace of pap smears.