Congratulations to the White House and the House Democratic leadership! Anthony Weiner will resign.
Bush will not be investigated for lying us into war, authorizing torture, and spying on American citizens; but Anthony Weiner will resign.
Cheney will not be investigated for lying us into war, authorizing torture, and spying on American citizens; but Anthony Weiner will resign.
Rumsfeld will not be investigated for lying us into war and authorizing torture; but Anthony Weiner will resign.
Rice will not be investigated for lying us into war; but Anthony Weiner will resign.
Clarence Thomas will not be investigated for rank corruption; but Anthony Weiner will resign.
Justice has been served.
And now we can get back to what really matters, right?
Right?