I hate to waggle the charming notion found in today's cartoon in your face but I'm getting the distinct impression that if John Boehner were a cobbler his children would be shoeless. If he were a car salesman his wife would be lurching about in an '87 Yugo. If he ran a seniors home his parents would be living in a dumpster behind an Outback Steakhouse. And if he were a congressman his constituents would have all the discrimination of wolverine poop.
To be honest, Mr. Boehner is intelligent enough to find his ass with both hands and so he's and perfectly capable of passing legislation that would create jobs in this country. He's just not going to do it. To the GOP it doesn't matter if people are eating out of dumpsters as long as it means a one-term presidency for Mr. Obama.
Bon appetit', America.