Hey, I am Jewish... I am allowed... :-)
The debt ceiling farce ended up with clear winners: Rich men.
So what would we do, if we became rich, and did what THEY SAID they would do....(my Reb Tevye impression below)...and what will they actually do? (See poll)
( I did try to follow the rhythm of the Fiddler on the Roof tune, but I am not sure I succeeded. I have the finished most of the song but didn't post, so if anyone asks I'll add...)
Hey, Republicans: I am kidding! Don't tell on me to Fox News again.
IF I WERE A RICH FART
"Oh dear Lords of the right, (Reagan, Ayn Rand and Rush), you made many, many poor people.
I realize, of course, that IT IS NOW A SHAME to be poor.
But its not great honor to be an as@&!#e either,
So, what would have been so terrible if it was I the one practicing what YOU preached on Fox News?"
If I were a rich fart,
Ya ba deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd be creating jobs
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't use no loopholes.
Ya ba deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
I'd be working harder than an ant
Harder than Ms. Hilton on her man
I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen,
And I wouldn't call it jail.
A fine strong roof, with a factory down below (not in India)
There would be one great bank with low interest loans,
And those interests will be coming down,
And an office for investment, just for show.
I'd fill my lands with chicks and squash and corn and beans
For all of my town food's needs.
Charity, one tenth of my net gain
With each free meal, free school, free health insurance, college
It still wouldn't even come that near
To what I am making on the dividends.