10: You don’t see the irony in the partial defunding of the FAA adding to the deficit.
9: You didn’t realize until now that “tea-bagging” is in fact a sexual act, and you have proudly and publicly proclaimed to be a Tea-Bagger, causing confusion and discomfort with your wife and kids.
8: Your hair is permanently parted.
7: You actually own a three-cornered hat.
6: You think drug testing welfare recipients will actually solve some sort of problem.
5: On your days off, when you go out, instead of wearing some sort of casual shoe you just wear the same loafers or dress shoes that you wear to the office every day, except you go sans-socks.
4: In your view it doesn’t matter that Sarah Palin seems to know nothing about anything; it’s ok because she’s pretty.
3: When facts do not conform to Tea-Bagger opinion you claim it is liberal bias or a dastardly conspiracy at work.
2: You have no discernable sense of humor.
1: You have actually waxed your carrot to a picture of Ann Coulter.