It'd be a blood libel to suggest that
these guys scare Sarah Palin
(Scott Audette/Reuters)
5. It pays to be a job creator: Mitt Romney thinks it's
worse to give the children of undocumented immigrants access to education than it is to be the guy who
hired undocumented immigrants.
4. The HPV vaccine is dangerous ... to people who talk about it without having a clue: Michele Bachmann finished last, behind even Jon Huntsman.
3. Silver beats bronze: For Rick Perry, finishing in second place was a disaster. For Mitt Romney, finishing in third place was golden — because Perry finished in second.
2. With Bachmann and Perry on the outs, there's still time for Sarah Palin to get in.
1. Republican activists hate brown people so much they voted for a black guy.