I heard Bill in Portland Maine quit.
Or he's still in the Graybar Hotel after the New Year's Eve "incident".
Or he's waaaay hungover, sleeping it off at commonmass's's's Rock.
Or Mollie chewed up his homework/latest column.
Or I'm just confused as to the time. Or maybe I missed the memo re: No C&J today.
PLEASE feel free to add your own misguided rumor to the pile.
What are you Cheering &/or Jeering about today?