Parrotheads are, of course, followers of Jimmy Buffett. For parrotheads everywhere this song is presented, based on "Nautical Wheelers"
Tea Party leaders who are bottom feeders
To run I will need their support
Their club I won't bash 'cause they've got lots of cash
And to play ball with them I'll resort
It gives me no thrill, and it does my heart ill
All this waltzing around in the slime
But I need their money so I'll act like their honey
And sing this campaign song in three-quarter time
And it's dance with me, dance with me, Tea Party leaders
I'm your political kin
Come on and dance with me, dance with me, Tea Party leaders
I want so badly to win
Well the left foot will follow where the right foot has travelled
The spectrum's becoming unglued
What once was is extreme is becoming mainstream
In the current Republican mood
Your appeal you can heighten, of the future they're frightened
Of the "other" you must keep them scared
They're dependent, you bet, on that old safety net
So don't let your agenda be bared
And it's dance witih me, dance with me, Tea Party leaders
I'll come across with the goods
Come on and dance with me, dance with me, Tea Party leaders
Just please, don't wear your white hoods
They wear to the speeches powdered wigs and knee breeches
And sportin' tea bags in their hats
But if they find out what your program's about
Your ship they'll desert it like rats
But march on teabaggers, seems nothing dissuades you,
No logic, no reason, no rhyme,
That's cause all of your members are more than contented
To take down their country in three-quarter time
And it's dance with me, dance with me, Tea Party leaders
Take me to your local groups
And it's dance with me, dance with me, Tea Party leaders
I won't let them know that they're dupes
Dance with me , dance with me, Tea Party leaders
I'm your political beau
Dance with me , dance with me, Tea party leaders
I want so badly your dough