Hey Rush -
I know you don't give a fat flying fuck about 'liberals' or anything like that, but I felt compelled to whip this letter up to you. The details are below the fold, as we say, but I have had to add this little preface to it.
I have to work for my meager little living. 40 hours a week, standards to follow, I have to be correct and competent in what I do, which is to work with people you hold in great disdain: the poor, the mentally ill, 'minorities' (a term I actually despise, not that anybody cares). I help people, Rush.
So while I was taking a few minutes away from my job to work on this, I was unaware that you had finally ignited a shitstorm with your fucked-up conservative, misogynistic bullshit.
I was working on this before I saw all that.
So...dumbass....Can I talk to you? Shove your concern about 'decorum' - you don't have any and I intend to speak to you in a manner you will easily grasp.
I am a liberal - the sort of person you like to pick on - but not the 'typical liberal' unduly preoccupied with being 'nice' in the face of your and other 'conservative' mean-spirited assault on everything American.
Like Andrew Brietbart, for example.
Which is pretty much what this is about.
Breitbart was a consumate fuckwad and generally terrible human being; he was part of the republican/conservative undeclared war on the 99%, but despite this, many liberals got all weepy-eyed and sanctimonious about his "untimely' demise. I was afraid they were gonna write poems or hold a wake: you'd think he invented cupcakes or something. That's their right to do so, bein' that this is America.
But not me. I thought he was a turd.
I know you have a massively popular radio show: lots of Americans are assholes. Look at 8 years of George Bush as president. Look at some piece of shit like Rick Santorum being given the time of day. This isn't about them - it's about YOU.
As the Rude Pundit, linked above, points out: you're JUST a radio host.
An entertainer - at best.
That's all you are. I'm not impressed by anything about you.
Sure..... you make a mountain of fucking money spewing your lying, conservative bullshit all over America while I bust my ass to help people, having to be accountable for everything I do and earning peanuts. I know that's supposed to mean you're better and more successful than I am, but you aren't.
You're a flabby gold-plated useless sack of shit. I'm a nice guy, aside from my foul mouth and abrasive manner. I earn the right to be this way by being good to people - people who fucked up, racist, class-warring conservatives like you and Breitbart denigrate and seek to ruin.
Believe it or not, though, I am trying my hardest to take the high road here: you have an opportunity that Breitbart has officially blown – you don't have to spend the rest of your days being a miserable hated asshole only to die hated by millions. You can change that should you so desire.
See, particularly with Breitbart gone, you are the posterboy for conservative assholism. And with your crappy health and propensity for abusing real drugs, you could be dead tomorrow. I don't think we'll get that lucky, but it's entirely possible.
I have seen plenty of pix of you being a lardass with high blood pressure, arcing out at phone callers, going red in the face about 'liberals' and 'minorites - you're a fucking racist, by the way. You're gonna drop over dead sooner than later, dumbass.
You smoke tobacco – that's really bad for you. You drink alcohol – that's bad for you too. You have abused OxyContin so much in the past you went fucking deaf.
Nobody wants to even think about your Viagra abuse - goddamn man, talk about traumatizing shit. Brain bleach puh-leeze!
While I await this inevitable occurence, I felt it would only be fair and decent of me - since I am a liberal and a person who has built a humble life around helping others - to write you and take my 1 stab at telling you "you gotta change".
Yeah....I can hear you laughing, and I don't give a rat's ass. Again, I make my meager living helping people and this will be my one moment in which I lifted a finger to make one attempt to help you.
I know you won't take it up, but I'll have done the right thing. I will sleep well having done my 'good deed', reaching out, as I am, to a supremely fucked-up 'person' and trying to deliver a message that they need to alter the way they live their life.
You can change your scumbag ways: you don't have to die a reviled asshole.
I know this has to cross your tiny excuse for a mind: you recently got a package from one of the dumb motherfuckers who actually likes you and you thought it was a bomb. Ha-fucking-ha.
If you weren't so full of your own delusional 'conservative horseshit you'd note the utter lack of liberals trying to hurt people we don't like.
Again, that is why I am writing you to tell you, you gotta change, if you really care about anything or anybody. I'd rather you change your ways than have you just drop dead, but whatever: I'll take what I can get.
Breitbart was a scumbag to the bitter end. That's permanent. He never apparently had a moment in which he he thought "Jeez, I need to change my ways before a keel over." He worked hard to fuck up the lives of good people. He declared war on my country and my future and that's not forgivable.
You fuck up good people's lives every bit as much, if not more than him. You're richer than shit now, you have ridiculously powerful media access - you don't really need to continue to be a schmuck, though I am assuming your schmuckiness is genuine, not an act.
If you don't somehow turn your shit around, I'll look forward to the day your tiny, black heart bursts open during one of your hate-filled spasms and you hit the ground like the sack of shit you are. And because I take better care of myself than you do, I am on track to easily outlive you.
Right now you have ignited a shitstorm that warms the depths of my heart. Sponsors are dropping you like the toxic shit you are. That makes me happy, Rush.
Liberals worked together and got Glenn Fucking Beck kicked off the air because of his insance clown ranting and his terroristic efforts to have unhigned assholes go to shoot and kill "liberals'. You do the same thing as far as I'm concerned and the effort to kick you off the air is in full-swing.
But, seriously, you can change.
You are young enough to still do good things with your life. You can atone. You have power and you have money. More money than most people need.
Your horseshit with Ms. Fluke is outrageous and it isn't acceptable. It's horrible. Apologize to Ms. Fluke.
Immediately.
Cease and desist with your conservative propaganda horseshit.
Apologize to America.
Use your rather vast power and money to help people - it is the proper human thing to do. It's not communism or whatever shit you're selling about 'helping people'.
Helping people is the right thing to do and it's one of the reasons we are alive.
You, of all people, have a golden opportunity to become a much better person.
Change your ways or know that your death will be celebrated by a lot of people (if quietly so) and your grave will smell like a urinal...without that cake thing in it.