"Everyone likes being warm, right? So what's the problem?"
Candidate Derp Derpington (Correction: I'm being told his name is Rick something ... Santorum? Wow, that's unfortunate) "refuting" climate science
with his enormous brain-thingy:
"The dangers of carbon dioxide? Tell that to a plant, how dangerous carbon dioxide is"
Ah ha ha ha! Get it? Plants like carbon dioxide, and since people are plants, we've got nothing to worry about! Silly scientists!
Please stay in the race, Rick. You're my favorite caricature of a dumb guy ever. If that ever starts not working out for you, though, I hear the tobacco lobby needs a new spokesman to talk about how cigarettes can really clear up the ol' lungs.