If black men in hoodies and women in short skirts deserve what they get, then logic dictates that any white man dressed in an expensive suit is just asking to be robbed. Obviously, they must know that walking out in public while advertising their wealth is just begging to be assaulted and robbed. Therefore, if they do such a thing knowing what will most likely happen, then they must actually want it to happen.
Therefore, from this day forward, any white man seen in public wants to be beaten and robbed. Such a man cannot be a victim.
On this day, we declare that any man assaulted and robbed while wearing an expensive suit cannot allege a crime.