Hey Dudes! Have you heard? Marijuana users are better drivers than non-tokers. And because we're safer drivers, we get better insurance rates.
Who says there isn't a God?
But hey, we doobie-drivers have always known we're better drivers. First of all we don't drive recklessly because we are like driving stoned and we don't want to get caught. Secondly we tend to drive slower.
“Marijuana users often say that when they are high, they feel like they are driving 80 miles per hour but actually are only going 30 miles per hour,” 4AutoInsuranceQuote.org CEO James Shaffer says, “when somebody is drunk driving, on the other hand, they often feel like they are driving 30 miles per hour but are actually driving 80 miles per hour. This is what makes alcohol dangerous behind the wheel, and marijuana safe.”
Highway related fatalities have gone down in States that have approved Medical Marijuana.
Considering I am spacing out the whole time I drive stoned and can't remember how I got to my destination safely, there is like a little guy inside who drives while I space and calls me to attention if I need extra help, but generally just handles the whole thing.
Now to be honest, I don't know who this 4AutoInsuranceQuote.org is – other than really cool people who know what they are talking about. So, maybe there is a slight chance this is a double cross psy-op to flush all the pot-smokers out from the haze.
I can see the bumper sticker now: Don't Worry I'm Stoned.
Cheech and Chong had a piece of crap car but they always got where they were going even if they didn't know where that was.
So, come on, let's get real. Time to end the charade of the Drug War and Reefer Madness. Do you think so many middle-aged and older people still smoke pot because they're hooked? No way dudes. We smoke because we know pot is cool. I bet we take lots less pharmaceuticals – anti-depressants, pain killers, viagra and you name it. Pot is the wonder drug as hemp is the wonder plant.
Anyway, thought this was pretty damn important news and you should know.