In the two-and-a-half years I've been doing this feature, the pickings have never been as sparse as this week. I took a look at my Twitter trolls, and saw stuff like this:
Is @markos a little bitch? @Progress2day Is Scott Walker A Drug Addict? @dailykos #wiunion
— @jrios68 via web
@markos @ppppolls Plucking your eyebrows too often clouds your brain. Blacks favor West over pot head oBama.
— @jmigyanka via web
@markos Just secretly planning your god-man's political demise. I love the smell of smarmy leftists on the ropes.
— @BrandonSFrazer via web
Yup, nowhere near as good as the good stuff that gets emailed to me. Then, Friday night, when I had lost all hope and despaired about what to do with this feature, I got a beauty. It may be the only email this week (hence we'll default to "below average" and skip the poll), but it's a good one. Check it out, below the fold.
Welcome to Gomorrah - population OBAMA
So now the satanist-in-chief has finally decided to officially commit to supporting sick perverts over actual people. No more pretense of being a "Christian" and now it's an alliance with Satan. Sick sick deranged perverts are the preferred class of citizen in this new USA of ours. It began with the forcible injection of homosexualists in the formerly moral US military. Now it is a celebration of the sickest forms of homosexual pedophilia BY THE PRESIDENT ON NATIONAL TV! What is next? Drug-fueled sex parties in the white house in front of tv cameras? Does the president already have his own personal homosexual lover for who he buys cocaine and expensive champaine (with taxpayer money)? Will marrying raccoons become legal? Or marrying 10-year old boys (as many homosexualists arre already arguing)? AIDS was brought on us by GOD as the gay plague and it is gays who spread it. Without gays there would be almost zero drug use. Do you understand that the kind of sick diseased mind that engages in homosexuality also enagages in every other form of crime and immorality? We cannot and should not become a nation of sodomites even if the president tries to force it on us.
Why don't you open the Bible and see what God thinks of perversion. GOD STRUCK DOWN THE ATHEIST HOMOSEXUAL PERVERTS OF SODOM AND GOMORRAH AND HE CAN AND WILL DO SO AGAIN! God cannot be bought with filthy homosexual money from Hollywood deviants! God will not be bullied by fascist homosexualist thugs! For every pro-pervert propaganda speech your president makes God will send down a hurricane or earthquake! Obama is now the American Caligula and his twisted sex-mad regime will be swept away by the hand of God and a new president will enter office this year and he will be a moral predient! Obama will be remembered as the most degenerate pervert to stain the white house and then forgotten! Vote for Obama is a vote to make your children watch homosexual orgies in schools etc in the name of "diversity". You keep reading gay porn magazines and Mein kampf and I'll read my Bible. We'll see who wins in november. God is on our side and Satan is on yours. Who wins? Seems clear.
1. Help me out: I guess I missed the hurricane or earthquake god sent as a result of Obama's gay marriage announcement. God was thwarted by Obama, right? That sneaky Kenyan held his speech
before hurricane season
just to spite god, who is POWERFUL, but not powerful enough to create hurricanes without the proper oceanographic and atmospheric conditions. Or earthquakes. Heck, God is not even powerful enough to restrict the gay plague to
just gays, what with all the heterosexual AIDS collateral damage.
Heck, Satan may just have a chance after all!
2. Admit it, you're reading more than the Bible, aren't you? I suspect raccoon porn.
3. I also suspect you're watching more than religious programming as well. "It began with the forcible injection of homosexualists in the formerly moral US military" is sooo the plot line of a gay porn video, isn't it? If not, it should be.
4. I'm impressed with how long you held out before going Godwin. Thumbs up on your restraint!