At the Hermit Conference Center cafeteria in Nanortalik, hermit Lars Kunveld shocked conference attendees by asking a question of the hermit seated beside him. “Why do you think Romney is hiding his tax returns, Ingvold? He knew he was running for President since he was twelve, no?”
Ingvold reportedly stared forward and rocked back and forth, a habit he has embraced since he abandoned civilization in his teens.
“I know you are listening, Ingvold,” Kunveld said, without expecting a response. “Anyway, he says he is great and moral businessman. But he won’t show the 1040s. It is one of life’s great conundrums. Is it not driving you crazy?”
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Fake Romney 2012 Campaign Coverage, from the dais to the dog.