SATIRE IS NOT NOT DEAD
Why isn't it not? Because for satire to not not work, the piece has to not not not be oblivious. Winking is not okay. Expecting to be winked at is even worse.
So anyway, don't not read my pieces. Especially the blogposts of Jeffrey Frey at All Ways Right. willpostforfood.com will be up and running soon. I hope.
PS. No, it isn't ironic when it rains on your wedding day. It's coincidental. It would be ironic if you had your wedding scheduled for one day and rescheduled due to say a prediction of rain in Poor Richard's Almanac and you had to give up the spot in the park you really wanted for a lesser spot right next to the interstate and it rained not on the original day but on the rescheduled day. That's ironic. Not too catchy as lyrics though.