I'll be brief. Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to find the best, most outrageous response from Wing-nutia to the Mitt Tapes.
My entry, from comments on a New York Magazine story about Jimmy Carter's grandson helped get the tapes out into the world:
JoJoJo
@juliaxx - that's the real story about this video - Jimmy Carter's puppets timed its release specifically to cover up Obama's involvement in Hilary Clinton's murder of the ambassador to Libya. Eventually the truth will come out - that she poisoned him for blackmailing her with evidence that she murdered Vince Foster.
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Top that, you people. I dare you.
Update: #Romneyencore trending on Twitter.
As in, what will Mitt do for an encore? Tweet away, people.