As a bit of warm-up to the coming season we get to see Homer Simpson in the voting booth:
Transcript below the fold.
(Homer walking dow the street, passes signs that say OBAMA KEEP HOPING and ROMNEY I HAVE A HOUSE IN YOUR STATE.)
HOMER: Oh man, not another election. Why do we have to choose our leaders? Isn't that what we have the Supreme Court for?
(Enters the Polling Place)
POLL WORKER: If you're gonna vote, we'll need some photo ID.
HOMER: But I lived here all my life.
POLL WORKER: Stopping all Americans from voting is for the protection of all Americans.
HOMER: But I'm a 40 year old white guy who didn't go to college and gets all his news from monitors at gas stations.
POLL WORKER: In ya go.
(Homer enters polling booth)
(Screen shows options for BARACK OBAMA and MITT ROMNEY in big letters)
HOMER: Barack Obama? I don't know. I already got one wife telling me to eat healthy. Plus he promised me death panels and grandpa is still alive.
Mitt Romney? I hear he wears magic underpants. I expect the leader of the free world to go commando. Plus his horse totally choked at the Olympics. On the other hand, he did invent Obamacare.
(Selects MITT ROMNEY)
FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Thank you for voting for Mitt Romney. You may now see his tax returns.
(Screen shows a 1040)
HOMER: (shocked) Wow, medical deduction for personality implant. He's got six wives, all named Ann! The Government paid him taxes for five years! I've gotta tell the press!
(Voting Machine opens up with a big tube sucking Homer in. Homer grabs the curtain.
HOMER: Ahhh, Uhhh! Aaahhh!!
(Homer is pulled into the tube)
FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: You are now being outsourced.
Homer: Yiaaa. Oh, I hate being sucked into tubes.
(SOMEWHERE IN CHINA)
(Homer lands at an assembly line in Chine making American Flags.)
HOMER: Welp, at least I got a steady job.
(Ned Flanders sits next to Homer on the assembly line.)
HOMER: D'oh!
(Jumps out window and lands on a "suicide net" saving his life.)
HOMER: D'oh!