This is from my apolitical SF hipster friend. A guy whom until recently couldn't name a political candidate to save his life. I thought it fascinating that this primary is now bleeding into the detached hipster psyche...!
Anyway the shirts are kitschy, but cute. He's generally struggling, so support him and buy a shirt if you like em...
http://www.cafepress.com/...
PS. They're marketed as "Are you a detached hipster ironically following the Republican primaries? Or a Santorum supporter? Buy this shirt!"