Perhaps that could explains his tortured facial expression when Gov. Brewer was waving her finger in his face.
Let's look at the facts:
1.) The President has a stressful job and a busy travel schedule - which could lead to bad eating habits which in turn could lead to - constipation?
2.) It's well known in Congressional circles that the President is a big fan of Five Guys Burger and Fries. While this alone is not total proof, I ask you. Have you ever eaten one those gut busting burgers? Hmmm......
Clearly, we should devote 100 or so comments and a recommended diary to subject - It's important you know! What if the POTUS can't make a crucial political decision because his ex-lax isn't taking effect quickly enough? The Horror.
What you say? The above is pure speculation? Unwarranted Gossip?
But I have proof! Or at least some deductive reasoning. Maybe a link to the www.examiner.com would helpful. We all know that that website is bastion of truth and journalistic integrity!
This diary is totally ridiculous - and it was meant to be.
But when I see Diaries like this one - Tipsy? - on the Rec list no less, it makes my head get fuzzy with annoyance.
A diary that asserts that a Governor - who acted in an ill-mannered way - was probably drunk on the job is a perfectly fine diary IF there was any actual proof.
But instead it's just baseless rumor and gossip mill material. I expect better on this site.
I mean, the diary in question was entirely based on the glorified blog post that someone posted on the Examiner.com website. Do you remember the good old Examiner? You know that website owned by a right wing billionaire?
You know the examiner.com is super special! They don't just let actual journalists submit material - they let the common man(or common crack pot) write too!
The same website that started that old fashioned Internet Circle Jerk about how Homeland Security was going to crack down all at once on the Occupy movement?
Good God.
Look - if you're going to discuss the actions of Jan Brewer, fine -please do. Discuss and disparage away. Just don't throw out stupid gossip and unsupported rumors up against a wall and hope it sticks.
That's what the Right Wing does.
This website is better than that.
This community is better than that.
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