You say "innuendo". I say "In YOUR End, DOH!". =P
On a serious note, Slick Willy MITTENS RomnObamaCare "wins" in Iowa.
Yay.
Slow clap anyone? ... ANYONE?!
The Chairman of the Iowa Republican Party declared Mitt Romney the winner of the 2012 Iowa Caucus at approximately 1:30am PST to boisterous applause from the throngs of jubilent supporters shortly before waking up from that dream... and by dream I mean nightmare.
Yes ladies and gentlemen, essentially after five years of campaigning and tens of millions of dollars spent giving stump(ed) speeches and eating foreign food (meaning non-gourmet and not prepared by his personal chef) at sub-30 point Zagat rated dining establishments (Romney's a trooper!), recently plaguing the Iowans air waves with desperate negative ads by unknown supporters and/or unknown corporate donors * wink * (Citizens United came back to haunt you though, huh Newton Leroy Gingrich?... dumba$$), and taking pictures eating Subway sandwiches because he's just one of us regular Americans (right Willard? - gotta save every penny to complete that expansion at your $12 million mansion here in San Diego, CA), Slick Willy and those that would fall off the general election cliff with him come November 2012 should he become the Repugnantcan't ParTea "Rominee", Willard Mitt (but my middle name IS my first name - I swear to Joseph Smith) Romney has managed to eek out a squeaker win in Iowa by 8, count them (no wait, please don't), yes 8 whole votes.
After years of grunt work to produce something, anything in Iowa, the perpetually wooden personality constapitated stiff Willy was finally able to unleash a squeaker. Light a match. Not even a turd of a win, meaning nothing solid here given all the effort. Don't laugh, you'll only encourage him to do it again.... don't... doooonn't...
(next Tuesday in New Hampshire) * giggle * ... * squeak * SEE??? What did I tell you?! Open the window.
Willard managed to rake... trickle actually... an underwhelming 30,015 votes to defeat the latest of five front runners (I miss Sperman Cain, the righteous family values adulterer with conviction who is yet to be convicted on 999 counts of sexual harassment) Rick "the Beast(iality)" Santorum with ONLY 30,007 votes.
Dare I say it? I dare: Santorum got creamed by Willy in the end! (ewwww)
Search online for "Santorum" if you dare, but refrain from "googling santorum" if you know what I mean... but if you do you should use MITTENS, right Willard? (EWWWW!!!)
On that note, will someone PLEASE tell that owner at that Pizza Ranch restaurant NOT to name that salad (of all things!!!) of theirs the "Santorum Salad"?!!! - http://http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/01/02/would-you-like-some-santorum-on-your-salad-iowa-restaurant-names-salad-dish-after-rick-santorum/
That said, CONSERVATISM. IS. DEAD. Good riddance.
The Church of Latter Day Saints should be weary of a potential President Mittens as well. His small mind combined with his big head and even bigger ego will probably lead him to rename Mormonism to Romnormanism and they're gonna have to read from the Book of Mormoney.
Teabagger and extremist Republican enthusiasm for their circus freak candidate performers is as palpable as vapor. You can kind of see it and feel it but meh, who cares? It's inconsequential and will be gone soon enough.
President Barack HUSSEIN (that's right - deal with it you ignorant, obsolete, irrelevant racist bigots) Obama is reported to have been seen and heard crying out loud upon hearing the news. Tears of joy and laughter no doubt. =)
GO OBAMA 2012!!!