I speak, oh denizens of Daily Kos, of the creeping evil of.....POOTIES!!!!
Forget Paulbots. And Obamabots. And Autobots.
The most insidious evil that this site - nay, all of Western Civilization -currently faces is the terrible and unstoppable growth of the Pootie Empire.
While we scream and moan and toss pies at each over such mindless and unimportant topics like healthcare and jobs, the real evil is slowly but surely spreading through the hearts and minds of our dear community members.
While we be bicker among ourselves - diaries about pooties and woozles continue their sneaky climb up the Rec List. Not one day is safe it seems, no diary protected. EVERY DAY!!! THE HUMANITY!
My God, people. They are lulling you into a false sense of security with such lovable terms like 'Moondai' and 'Fursdai', caressing you into complacency with adorable words like 'Critters' and 'Woozles'(Shudder).
Even as we speak, the dreadful OverPooties prepare their eventual takeover.
She-who-shall-not-be-named-but-who's-first-name-is-Tricia-and-is-very-likely-the-true-Anti Christ-or-possibly-just-some-lesser-demon has begun an assault on our very LIVELIHOOD that I fear can not be turned back.
So I ask, oh brave Kossacks, that we turn our mighty steeds of Trusted User Status toward this burgeoning threat before it overwhelms and destroys forever this fragile and tight-knit community.
RISE UP!!!! DO NOT BE AFRAID! DO NOT BE SWAYED BY THE ADORABLENESS!!
I fear it may already be too late...