As we are now on the eve of the first Presidential debate, Mitt Romney is struggling to connect with voters and is trailing in the polls. So he plans on distracting and upending President Obama by introducing a bunch of zingers that will set the tone of the debate.
A few of the "zingers" Mitt Romney has been given in debate prep have been leaked. Here are some of them:
"Whoomp! There it is."
"Who let the dogs out? Woof! Woof!"
"I'm getting jiggy with it."
"My economic plan will make it rain up in here."
"Yo' mama's so stupid, it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes."
"You know what's wrong with the economy? It needs more cowbell."
"He's fallen...and he can't get up."
"Whazzzzupppp!"
"Aye carumba."
"I am not a witch."
"Where's the beef?"
When asked how he plans to pay for his deficit reduction package while also cutting taxes for the wealthiest 1%, Mitt will reply, "Ancient Chinese secret."
and of course...
"Let them eat cake."