Headline: "Draft Dodger talks War to Cadets (who aren't dodging service)."
Why does a Republican require a teleprompter? I thought they just wrote shit on their hands?
Principled global leadership, Mitt? Like supporting the banana republic dictatorships so our fruit sellers could enslave the poor? Like overthrowing governments in places like Chile and the Middle East and Africa and Southeast Asia...places that to this day hold a grudge against the exceptional United States. We are the only country who has dropped nuclear weapons. We have involved ourselves in unwinnable wars based on unprincipled assumptions that "everyone wants to be America if we just force them to understand how great our freedom really is." How many Vietnamese, Afghanis, Iraqis, have died so we could prove that American democracy isn't necessarily the government model of choice for all people in all places? Maybe it could be...if the people were allowed to get there on their own. It seems that forcing someone to do something against their will might not be the best strategy. Why don't you ask one of your "lying kids" how many times they did the exact opposite of what you told them to do as a Dad...just to piss you off in an attempt to establish their own identity. It's no different concerning a country...bombing their hospitals and schools isn't a proper way to engender respect.
Mitt, every president has strived for peace in the ME. You can offer nothing new to the mix. They aren't operating on a "gee, if only the US wanted us to get along...we would throw down our weapons and independent ideologies and sing joint Yiddish and Farsi raps of co-dependency."
Mitt, our military, contrary to your belief, is not incapable or underfunded. Promising 16 new ships a year might sound "hawkish" but it is actually fucking stupid when Americans are out of work, watching more jobs fly overseas on the order of CEOs like YOU. We need to get our own house in order, you know, like having two parties in a bicameral system that can use facts and logic to arrive at a mutually agreeable solution...before we rattle our sabers at countries who have a similarly ideological deadlock paralyzing govts and citizenry that don't have the luxury of the largest economy and military in the world.
You're going to form a Palestinian state? Ha, ha, that is awesome. How are you going to do this? Israel doesn't want it. You are farting out ideas from two distinctly different assholes asshole. One fart toots, "I'm gonna be the very bestest friend to Israel", while the other hole squawks "I'm gonna give Palestinians what they've always wanted." You think GWB didn't try? He was an idiot and he tried. Clinton wasn't an idiot and he tried. Reagan tried. Carter tried (and had the most success for which he was summarily labeled a peacenik.). Obama has tried.
You're a fucking idiot. Your incompetence cannot be quantified, your intelligence exaggerated, your ideas are ungrounded in reality and your attempts and sounding both fierce yet reasonable are weak tea served to too many who aren't thirsty.
But so long as Putin is in your sights...we should elect you and allow you to explode the debt by cutting taxes while increasing military spending on weapons we don't need while increasing military presence in those areas of the world where our military presence isn't wanted and can only lead to stagnant wars ala Afghanistan where we shoot our mouths and guns and then those we are there to civilize shoot their guns and strap bombs to their kids and blow up shit that wouldn't need blowing up if we just left them the fuck alone.
Goddamn it. Goddamn you. This isn't a game of RISK you shortsighted dick. You don't just seize the lands you want without fear of reprisal. This isn't fifth grade social studies where you write a speech on foreign affairs and deliver it to fifth graders who are more interested in picking their nose and tagging the unsuspecting with a spitwad.
You are running for POTUS, most powerful man in the world. POTUS doesn't have the luxury of bluster and posturing for the sake of seeming tough. We tried that 'foreign policy' under the guy who also crashed the economy and exploded the debt (with your economic platform). Calling out fledgling governments and trying to reignite the Cold War with Russia might seem intelligent...but I assure you it makes you look like a fifth grader giving a speech to adults instead of classmates.