Do you like Christmas? Joe: I like Christmas. Ryan: Hell no, we hate it, this administration has turned Christmas into a moocher holiday.
Dear Paul...Romney got away with it because Obama, for some reason, took an ambien instead of an aspirin before their debate. However, because it worked for Romney doesn't mean that taking the opposite tack, agreeing to things you've never agreed to, and lying works all of the time.
All of those fact checks post last debate should have told you that you couldn't repeat the Romney lies and get away with it. Joe knew it...I thought you were supposed to be Mental Mentat Thufir Ryan.
Economy? Biden.
Health care? Biden.
Foreign policy? Biden.
Tax cuts? Biden.
Jobs? Biden.
Military spending? Biden.
Afghanistan? Biden.
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"Bibi is a friend of mine, known him for 39 years." G
"So now you're Jack Kennedy?" N
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Those my friends are called....Z
Ryan was reduced to trying to claim that Obama was in league with Putin. OOOO...Putin is running the USA from the Kremlin. On Iran, On Syria, on foreign policy in general. What a dick.
Ryan is about to get schooled on religion. "I'm pro life because my daughter looked like a bean...a bean...can you imagine? A bean! If only every woman, particularly those women who get raped and become pregnant, would look at the ultrasound and see a bean...a bean...A Bean! They would be pro life too."
Biden responds, "I'll take care of those who can't take care of themselves. I refuse to impose my religious views on abortion on others." Boom. Nuff said.
Ryan's first word on question of "what would you bring to this country?" HONESTY Then he immediately ran in the opposite direction. Loser says what? Honesty. Ha!
Biden...Take care of main street and the middle class. Hmm...simple...effective.
Closing. Biden "I just kicked this punk's ass from Scranton to Janesville to Danville and back to Washington D.C." Biden in reality: "All people want is a fair shot and some peace of mind."
Ryan: Obama had a shot and failed...cuz of the lies we've been telling for months. Me and Mitt want to "earn" your support (by lying mostly). Romney is a job creator (if you ignore the companies he bought out and shuttered.) The choice is clear."
Yes it is...Biden/Obama! No, Obama/Biden FOUR MORE YEARS
Can I get a Howard Dean YEEEHAAAA